officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via will-to-be-weirdo)



cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via guillotines)


awwww-cute:

Gotta stop and smell the flowers

Salvador Dali, Woman with a Head of Roses, 1935
doitforduchess:

twippyfan:

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt


Ohhh my GOD YES.
mahaadarling:

Bae 💕